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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"
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"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"Whats the difference between Trump and Hitler? About 70 years"
"free shipping should be basic human rights."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"Thoughts Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."
"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""
"I lit candles & put a trail of rose petals all over the house in confusing patterns so my husband can't find me drinking in the closet."
"My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with."