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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."

"Mom: *tastefully decorates house* Kid: HERE ARE 20 MILK CARTONS I TAPED TOGETHER TO MAKE A SNOWMAN I EXPECT THIS TO BE PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED"

"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"

"If I owned a Brazilian waxing joint, I'd call it Pubic's Cube or The Razor's Edge or Hedging Your Bets or Getting a Leg Up or Bush League or"

"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"

"Yo momma's pussay is like the white house: No bush, and there's a black guy in there now."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."