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Joke of the Day

"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."

"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."

"I'm going to have an ear transplant later tonight. Thanks in advance for the well wishes!"

"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""

"YOU MUST ENJOY THIS FOOD! It's a required taste."

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."