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Joke of the Day

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"

"I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off."

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"

"Politicians are like sperm And often I find myself asking ""How did this one win?"""

"A friend of mine died from a sore throat... ... Th**e**y hung him!"

"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."

"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"