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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
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"Crazy how Hillary Clinton could possibly be our first F President... I would've said Female President but someone deleted the emale."
"I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons."
"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."
"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"
"most cutting thing you can say is ""who's this clown?"" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"
"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."
"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"