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Joke of the Day
"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
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"What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? One is your mom; the other one gets paid more."
"Justice In China."
"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."
"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."
"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."
"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"
"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""
"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."