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Joke of the Day

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."

"Live every day like it's your last! . . . So now I'm 26 stone, have a drink/drug problem and about to face life imprisonment."

"I was buying fruits the other day... ...and somebody stole my bike but that's okay I avocado."

"What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings"

"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"

"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"

"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."

"Ever feel a little ""too"" relaxed? Is your day going ""pretty ok""? Are you enjoying doing a thing? Introducing ""Panic Attacks"" Panic AttacksTM"

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"