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"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

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"During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme."
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