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Joke of the Day
"Why did the poor dog chase his tail? Because he was trying to make both ends meet."
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"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."
"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."
"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"
"Ants Dancing ? Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"Chromebooks."
"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."
"sometimes i see a bird & i hate it for no reason. i'm not proud of it but its true. they have tiny heads & even smaller hearts. they hate us"
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."
"What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said ""Darling you've got lovely teeth."""