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Joke of the Day
"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."
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"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."
"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"
"There is no ""i"" in ""stupid."""
"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"
"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."