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"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."
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"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"
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"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"
"What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted ""shut your hole"" at him? ""Babe, it's a valve!"""
"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."
"In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine ... runs off ..."
"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"
"Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship."