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Joke of the Day
"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."
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"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? (Sorry if this has already been posted!) None, he fell."
"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."
"No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone."
"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."
"I just whispered ""Come at me, bro"" to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I'm in my car driving away from my old life."
"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."