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Joke of the Day

"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."

"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."

"My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."

"There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. *my eyes hide a whoopie cushion behind my skull*"

"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"