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Joke of the Day

"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."

"What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? June, July, and August."

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"Someday astronauts will land on the sun .... Im hoping they're smart enough to do this at nighttime when it's not as hot"

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""

"Good thing the silica gel packet that came with my shoes was marked ""DO NOT EAT"". I assume all new shoes come with snacks."

"If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you."