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Joke of the Day
"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."
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"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."
"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"
"*describes my ideal woman to police sketch artist* ""And I need you guys to find her by 9 tonight cuz this buffet coupon is about to expire."""
"Vampire 1: ""I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."" Vampire 2: ""How awful!"" Vampire 1: ""Yes. Fortunately I found some in the neck of time."""
"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."
"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."