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Joke of the Day
"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."
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"What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher."
"What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."
"Obama: ""I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them"" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW"
"all the haters throwimg tomatos at me while im on stage dont seem to understand that im always lookimg for extra tomatos to make soup with"
"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"
"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"