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Joke of the Day
"If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?"
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"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"
"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"
"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera."
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"*writing classic song* Damn, I have the ""For he's a jolly good fellow"" part repeating three times but how am I gonna wrap this bad boy up?"
"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"
"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"