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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"
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"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."
"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"
"[priest bends over my coffin seductively revealing a thong to the entire funeral]"
"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."
"Ethics of the police"
"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."