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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."
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"The dyslexic jkoe A dyslexic man walked into a bra"
"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."
"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."
"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."
"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""
"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."
"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"
"There is a fine line between ""important to me"" and ""dead to me."" Don't walk it."
"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"