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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."

"If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates."

"Check this one out: **1**"

"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."

"What is the square root of 69? -*ate* somethin'."

"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."

"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."