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Joke of the Day

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"Every minute in america... Costs you 5 dollars."

"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""

"A woman walks into a library and ask for a book on child birth. The librarian replies C-Section"

"It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states."

"What does FUN stand for? Some nights, I don't know."

"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"

"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."