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Joke of the Day

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"I got a vasectomy at Sears! Was really inexpensive, but now whenever I get an erection, my garage door opens."

"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"

"Apparently, the latest gadget used by suicide bombers around the world is a vest completely made of Galaxy Note 7s."

"I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds"

"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"

"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""