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Joke of the Day

"If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"

"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."

"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"

"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."