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Joke of the Day
"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."
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"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"Dammit I hate when the bus breaks down and I am far and away the most delicious looking passenger."
"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."
"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."
"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"
"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."