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Joke of the Day

"i must be really good on the phone Whenever I call a company, they tell me they are going to use my call for training purposes."

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"I've been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn't want to lose friends: I don't work on Mondays."

"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"

"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."

"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."

"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"

"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"