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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
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"I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend... They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS"
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"It's 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you."