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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"
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"I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing other people."
"[hamster construction site] ""Colin, you seen Dave?"" I left him manning the concrete mixer ""Oh no"" [cut to Dave having the time of his life]"
"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."
"It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"
"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."
"What kind of investments do musicians make? Sound investments."