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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"

"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"

"Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy."

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""