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Joke of the Day
"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."
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"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."
"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"
"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."
"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."
"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"ACTORS' TIP: can't afford headshots? run a red light and use the photo they mail you. as a bonus you can add ""driving stunts"" to your resume"
"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"