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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."

"Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf"

"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."

"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."

"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."

"Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied ""no thanks, I'm a rocket man"""

"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"

"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."

"God and Lazarus God said to Lazarus, ""Come forth, and receive eternal life!"" However, Lazarus came fifth and received a toaster."