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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald? One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ"

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."

"Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office? [Filled]"

"What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better."

"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."

"I really like non-sequiters But I prefer irony."

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."