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Joke of the Day

"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills."

"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"

"How amphetamine addiction is called? Need for Speed."

"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."

"I had a funny dream last night Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake but when I woke up I found I was asleep."

"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."

"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"

"Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available."