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Joke of the Day

"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!"

"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive."

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"

"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"