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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."

"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."

"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"

"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."

"Why is the sport of cricket called cricket? A: **Because it's boring.** *Was told this by a 10 year old, and didn't quite get it at first, but I think it's rather genius.*"

"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."

"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."