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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."
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"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"
"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""
"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."
"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."
"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."
"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""