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Joke of the Day

"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."

"What do you call a perverted fat knight? Sir Cum Ferrance"

"Behind every great man... ...is a very surprised mother-in-law."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""

"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"

"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."