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Joke of the Day

"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"

"Osama=Crabs What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush."

"apparently, Twilight is ""so popular"" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire."

"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew."

"I heard this joke about a monorail It's a great one-liner."

"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."

"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."

"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."