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Joke of the Day

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"I have a serious salad problem... ...it needs a dressing."

"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"

"Cole Wagner's new sports nickname is Jared Fogle. Because he just fucked nine twelve year-olds from Missouri"

"One gypsy says to another... Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat... and now..cameras everywhere..."

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"

"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."