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Joke of the Day

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."

"I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap"

"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."

"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"

"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."

"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"

"want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game"

"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""