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Joke of the Day
"I heard this joke about a monorail It's a great one-liner."
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"I can't stop making dirty jokes My doctor says I'm adickted"
"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."
"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"
"Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves"
"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""
"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."