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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."
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"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"
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"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
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