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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"
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"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"
"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."
"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."
"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."
"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."
"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."
"Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : 'Don't trust a fart' to your side effects label. kthanksbye"