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"FIRED? But I just started! How could I have known we don't do casual Fridays here? Fine. Direct your own goddamn funeral. *flip-flops away*"

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"Where can you find a mormon horse? Salt Lick City."
"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"
"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"
"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."
"A man walks into a bar And says ""ouch"""
"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."
"HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!"
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