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"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"
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"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend."
"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."
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"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""
"My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards."
"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."
"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."
"What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng-lose."