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Joke of the Day

"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"

"What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger"

"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."