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Joke of the Day

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."

"Sexist Joke alert why do they say Lady's first? because its the best for last"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."

"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"