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Joke of the Day

"An English Joke What happens to Santa when he gets addicted to heroin? He becomes a dependent clause"

"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."