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Joke of the Day
"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""
Next Joke
"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy..."
"INTERVIEWER: You put ""summoning demons"" as a special skill? ME: That's right. INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?"
"What does a duck put in its burrito? Quackamole."
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."
"Justin Bieber has found Jesus which means that Jesus is really great at a lot of things but hiding is not one of them."
"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"
"Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3."
"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."