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Joke of the Day
"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."
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"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."
"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"
"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."
"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"
"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"
"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"
"So, two neutrinos walk through a bar..."
"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""