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Joke of the Day

"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"

"What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !"

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"

"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"

"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""

"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."