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Joke of the Day

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"

"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"shit. the number the girl at the Sprint store gave me is MY number"

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."

"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"

"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"