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Joke of the Day
"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"
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"Why do divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."
"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"
"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Off duty cop: No *cop gets so close their mustaches interlock like velcro* You're driving great, pal"
"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French."
"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"