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Joke of the Day

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"Stupid cats stealing all our women."

"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"

"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds... it's yours to keep."

"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"