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Joke of the Day
"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."
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"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."
"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"
"How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod."
"""Monday's suck"" - Everyone. Apart from Ethiopian kids. For whom, every day sucks"
"Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time."